A few of my favorite quotes:
Dr. Who (Jon Pertwee): "The shortest distance between two points may be a straight line, but it is by no means the most interesting."
Dave Gardner: "Remember, a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet."
Dave Gardner: "A Liberal is a person educated beyond their capacity."
Onslow (Keeping up Appearances): "Aww, nice!"
Virgil Fox: "Bach, and Shakespere, felt everything!"
Fred Pillsbury: "I am not in the habit of defending my decisions."
Jim White: "You can't fix stupid."
Madame Curie: "There is nothing in life to be feared - only understood"
Welsh saying: "Talk with me and I am your friend. Sing with me and I am your brother."
Bumper sticker: "I love cats. They taste like chicken."